I'm stuck at work with 45 minutes left of an utter shitbag of a day and need amusing
Or abusing. Whatever comes more easily to you. Go nuts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:47, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you have youtube access at work
go find the wall of fluff! www.walloffluff.com/

Ditto on the shit day at work, off to watch the (not very) Mighty Cambridge tonight for the first time in a long time and probably shout, rant and generally wibble a lot, good stress relieving therapy
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:49, Reply)

What's white and shits in a paper cup for money?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Boy George?

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)

this had better be a good joke or I'm going to fuck you up beyond repair
also, what do you call an ape in a minefield?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:53, Reply)

a baBOOM!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Totally texting this to my mum right now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I hate you right now

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:56, Reply)

We're like a Chemical Brothers cd with a bad scratch in it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)

aye
Home time, whoop whoop
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:00, Reply)

That's superb

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:11, Reply)

Your mum.
Two birds with one stone there.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 17:54, Reply)

sorry, my comedy is best in person
so instead of amusing you I'll say get out of my face and bother someone less awesome
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Just for that I shall pester you
*pokes*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:09, Reply)

that's pestering?
no wonder the girls like it...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:12, Reply)

you're lucky my carpal tunnel's actin' up
or it would be so on
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:19, Reply)

I'm still at work also
typing letters for the secretaries because they're swamped. Then I'm going to fling myself around a pole. I've been trying to do elbow-stands against the pole and I can't do them, I just stick my arse in the air and then flail my legs in a lame jumping manner so I look like a retarded upside down hare. That image should keep you amused.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:18, Reply)

swamped retarded
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:39, Reply)

harsh
one of them is a bit retarded though. Well, not so much retarded as too busy being nosy about what everyone else is doing to sit down and type. And the other one is only young and therefore glued to her blackberry all day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)