BT
Cut me off for non payment. Phoned them and said I pay by direct debit and its come out and asked what they were playing at. They appologised and said it would be back up in 24 hours. Two days later the phone is working but the internet is still down. I call them and they say that the connection is fine and it mist be my equipment. I inform them that I have 7 computers that all worked fine before I was cut off and now none of them work. They refused to help until they had gone through their script of things to try (that I had already tried being an IT tech myself) I was put from person to person with me saying each time "You cut me off, the problem is your end, please just fix it" After the third day with me calling them everyday and them not calling back ect I said the magic words "I am paying for a service I am not receiving and never will receive as long as you continue to deny the problem is at your end. If my connection is not back up in 24 hours I will be leaving BT and presume as you have ended my service you have chosen to end my contract with you."

It came back all by itself half an hour later. Magic all 7 of my computers must have fixed themselves.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

7 computers?
That is a lot of porn for one man, remember with great porn comes great responsibilty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Porn in every room.

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I have more now
Only my wife's has porn on it though. I'm more of a watch once then delete viewer. I have A file server, 4 laptops, a computer attached to each TV, a touch screen thing I built that like the iPad but way better and cheaper and my office PC that I actually play games on. So that makes ten now. I'm building another for my dear wifes car at the moment.
( Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

that must be the answer
god knows BT didn't do it, that's for sure
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:49, Reply)