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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I couldn't resist it, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
It's your lack of resistance that is saving the English language

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:03, Reply)
Hehe, whilst the French have an entire government body set up to protect their language
All we have is the shady vigilante mob, known in common parlance as the League of B3tan Pedants.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)
this reminds me of my FAVOURITE JOKE EVER:
Q: Who started the Pedants' Revolt?


A: 'Which Tyler'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)
that's seriously your favourite ever joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)
Yes.
It has history and grammar punnage: what's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)
it's not taking the piss out of anyone
it's not crude
and it doesn't have a silly voice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:49, Reply)
But its smartarse levels are so incredibly high
as to negate these other shortcomings, to my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)
it's no "what's the fastest thing on land?" though
the answer being "Stevie Wonder's speedboat"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)
That's a bit 'meh'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)
how about that sherlock holmes one?
you must like that
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Not sure I know it.
Do go on....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Dr Watson arrives at the door of 221b Baker Street
let's himself in and proceeds to the drawing room. On entering he sees Sherlock Holmes with a young boy. The boy is naked, bent over and Holmes is smearing lemon curd around his arsehole.

Watson cries "Holmes, what the dickens are you doing?"
to which Holmes replies "Lemon entry my dear Watson"
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

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