What was the name off that bird who rode that bloke while he was on the phone to his gran (or something like that, I didn't read the whole thing)
And ended up wanking someone off, while being fingered, in that bar where everything is pitch black?

You know the one, they were talking about it on /talk yesterday, the one where loads of people anounced in reply that they're eaither frothing or nursing boners? You know, there were a good 60 people there all telling her how they're going to wank off to her story, which I believe was partly her intention I think.

I like her, she seems inteligent.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

probably KWA

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

That's the one, I like a girl who's got 'issues'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I bet she mings

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I bet she has a smelly minge

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/6747192
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Ha, just read the Dans Le Noir one
Waiter with night vision goggles?

My arse, they hire blind people as waiters.

"In the dark room, you are guided and served by our blind staff.
A magic switch between sighted and blind people happens. For once, blind people actually become your eyes."

I would know, I've been there. Well written story though, just bollocks.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I'm pleased you've been there and therefore have a full and complete working knowledge of their entire business model.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)

The quote was from
their website. Also, night vision goggles work from picking up and amplifying some light. They do not work in total darkness.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Infra-red?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Could be I suppose.
But, I still stand by my original point, is that they have blind waiters.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:52, Reply)

roota

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)