I've thought up about 5 different subject lines that'll work for this, but I'm going to leave it in it's simplicity.
www.simavita.com/pages/simsystem/how_it_works/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:22, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

'accurate details of the resident’s voiding events'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Aw Gonz, has your bladder gone as well?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

=((((((

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I blame Beth Ditto.
Ever since that night she went 'on top' he's never been the same.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

He just sits in the corner, rocking.
A single tear on his cheek.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

...and a massive shitty skid all the way up his torso.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I had a working 9 incher before then.
But it ran back up inside me and has been to scared to come out ever since. Now it only comes out when K.W.L (or whatever her name is) post, and even then it checks to make sure the coast is clear.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I hope you take the opportuntity to put on a Sean Connery accent
and shout "Up perishcope!" when approriate.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

this is an excellent comment

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Yesh it ish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Oi, YOU! *points*
What d'you fink this is, /links?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

This
would actually be quite useful for the care homes that I work for...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)