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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I couldn't go in high summer anyway
I wilt.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 17:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
me, too
you need the magic factor 40 which lasts 6 hours. Shockingly it even worked on me (I'm very very pale)
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 17:45, Reply)
and me
stupid irish heritage (no offence, crackhouse!). i have found the only way to go any shade of golden at all is to put the factor 40 on and then to drizzle a bit of tanning oil on top. otherwise i end up a truly stunning mixture of pale white and pale pink. with red burnt bits around the tops of thighs/boobs for extra sex appeal where i've missed with the cream however careful i am... why does that always happen??
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Nivea Kids factor 50+ ftw.
I have rosacea and take the vapours!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 17:50, Reply)
my mum used to buy me this for our house in spain
it had "para los ninos" and pictures of babies on it.

i was twenty-fucking-seven!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 17:53, Reply)
I have the stuff in stick form for topping up
My parents used to put factor 7 on me! I spent a lot of time burnt
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)
My mother used to always burn me
She thought it was preventing future burnings. I spent most holidays wandering about sobbing with a pie mouth.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 18:01, Reply)

rn m
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 18:08, Reply)
i really wish
this hadn't made me laugh. in fairness to me, your competition is a subunderlease of part...
(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 18:12, Reply)
Oh haway you nuisance

(, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 18:29, Reply)

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