with their dicks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I go outside and punch the ground until it throws me up a tree
then I punch it until it becomes a wardrobe.

Then I leave my clothes on the floor as wardrobes are for girls.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

you should start a furniture company

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I'm going to change my name to Kaol and do that

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:52, Reply)

sensible
you clearly know all about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I just lie down in a field and go to sleep when I'm tired.
Houses are for poofs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Sleep is for shirters

I simply wash my eyeballs with Irish coffee and plough straight on
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I like the cut of your jib, young man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Less said about my jib the better, it has been the same since

that that night out in Bangkok
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Eyeballs are for gayers
I emit such a zone of terror that everything near me describes itself and it's exact location so I don't walk into it by accident.

Sometimes I walk into things on purpose though, just to fuck it up.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

*enters zone of terror*

I am standing on a platform at the height of your head about to rape you in the ear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

*faints with all the testosterone flying about*

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:02, Reply)

*offers tissue for BGBs eyes and hair*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:04, Reply)

fanks

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Yay
a floordrobe is what you have described there Al...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)