It didn't work.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I bet
it

did

a

little
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

nope, I'm in generally good mood,
Applying for a Visa to visit the us will stop that soon.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

You don't need a visa
unless you're going for a long time, if it's only a short holiday you just fill in your passport details on a website and get a Electronic Travel Authority thing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Are you being helpful?
Are you ill?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Yes, they still call it a visa, and i haven't got my passport number to hand so it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:24, Reply)

And when you get to the security desks, just tell them to fuck off as your British and prefer to live in a country with a free health service.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Also, when they look at your bag
laugh and say "It's alright, I don't have a bomb in there!"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Also when they ask you to go in the full body scanner
shout "I HAVE NO SHAME!" strip off in front of them and do the YMCA dance.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Thwacking your cock against the guys doing the scans also gets you on their good side.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)