I haz good Easter planned
Good Friday is my nephew's 14th birthday and we're taking him for tapas. I've also been invited to the Cathedral for mass. I've told them I'll go if the Pope's resigned by then.
Saturday the bf is coming to stay (woo and yay) and I'm going to only show him the picturesque and cultural parts of Liverpool (yes there are plenty, you cunts.)
I am missing the annual Easter piss-up and jam session at my parents' on Easter Sunday. We're all mildly disappointed but agree that this is infinitely better than inflicting the extended family on the young man.

I am also taking Tuesday off so that I can lie on the sofa, drink booze and watch old films.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:35, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

14 years old and Tapas?

Wouldn't he prefer Pizza slut or the like?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

He's never been that way.
We said he could go to any restaurant he liked and he picked the tapas place I take him to.
He was never a McDonalds or KFC type, even as a little'un. We've been blessed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Good kid

I was 13 on my first ever trip to Macdonals, I had'nt missed much
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I think I was 13 as well
I haven't been in one this Millenium
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

When you look at the other kids where we're from
me and my boy are miracles. The day he said "You've forgotten the chorizo in Rioja" I almost wept.
(But we're equally happy with some Skol and one of Nana's pork pies...)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I really don't understand why they all want the pope to resign
What with it being things that happened a while ago.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

You can't really ask him to resign about things which haven't happened yet can you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Well you could
Or you could say 'What's the point in making him resign over stuff that happened when someone else was in charge?'
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

reed duh nuews
He is personally responsible for the latest scandle and there is documented evidence against him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

In that case I shall concede
On the internet. Damn.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

He iz peedofil Caflic Fritzl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

it was more the point that when he found out
he didn't seem to mind

no surprise because he is some kind of evil goblin
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Wookiee is the pope?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

that's the main reason I'm coming to the bash this weekend
to investigate that connection.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Well he personally ignored requests to investigate
So whereas normally the head of a company or the manager of a football team acts as the fall guy, this time not only would it be a pope in a PR excercise, but it would be a nasty little git taking responsibility for HIS OWN actions.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

ooooo Roota's got a boyfriend!
*capers about singing stupid rhymes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

*awards prize for the use of 'capers'*
Arise Sir Vipalot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You going to take the bf to the K?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

he's going to take her to the D
then the O
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

What's the D?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Dunstable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Of course!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)

This should be a more popular meme

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I agree

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Ormskirk?
Why? There's nothing there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:59, Reply)

you are refreshingly naive

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

That's how Ormskirk is referred to by most people I know
But thanks anyway
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Depends on whether he has his dancing feet on.
I will most deffo be taking him to the Swan though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)