I have decided that I would give up all my old vinyl records and my Moorcroft plaque for a night of passion with Jeff Bridges.
What would you give up and for whom?
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:09, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd give up celibacy for you.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)

it's not celibacy if it's only happening because you can't get any

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'll have you know I'm married and.......
Bollox. Ok. : (
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

the thing is
i reckon you'd regret that.
he's just some bloke you like the look of from films.
in real life he's just some actor, and given that fact, there's a big chance he's a self-absorbed cock.

best just frig yourself silly and keep your stuff
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Nooo! he's lovely.
I can tell.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

plus he does that funny gummy thing with his mouth

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:18, Reply)

That's just the brain problem.
She doesn't need his brain. ; )
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

i wonder
has he ever exposed himself on film?
might he have a dissapointingly small winky?
it's worth a bit of research before selling the vinyl
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

It just makes me want him more.
I'm planning on getting a poster for my bedroom wall too.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

And a new plaque for the bedroom door
"Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here". *snigger*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:25, Reply)

hope inhibitions
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Would you get
old Jeff or young Jeff? There's more topless young Jeff posters...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Old Jeff.
With the long hair and beard.
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Found the one.
cgi.ebay.co.uk/JEFF-BRIDGES-COLOR-24X36-POSTER-THE-BIG-LEBOWSKI_W0QQitemZ380153079915QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_DVD_Film_TV_Film_Memorabilia_LE?hash=item5882e3a86b
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

you may as well go fuck a homeless person

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Not into the IronMan look?
www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Iron_Man-4-Jeff_Bridges.jpg
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Computer said no.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I would give my right ankle for Rosario Dawson.
why not? It's broken anyway.
( Wanderer, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I gave up my hair for Summer

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Life, for my child.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:28, Reply)

We kind of took that for granted.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Well the other answer would be
'nothing for anybody'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)

y child assive drugs.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Wouldn't they be a bit difficult to swallow?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I like the sound of 'massive drugs'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's a fookin' disgrace

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Ah, but would you give up drugs for your child?
And if so, why not now?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

because it's not an either/or situation
he can have his cake and smoke it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I would if I had to.
Were I going for custody I would for sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Good man. *Nods approval*
Of course I would expect you to continue when it was convenient.
I'm not that cruel.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

*cough*massiveshirter*cough*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I would also
My daughter is the most amazing thing ever and I bore everyone to death with stories of her intelligence. She's just turned two and can recite the alphabet, is potty trained and can speak in sentences. My niece is 3 and can say gimmie and want.
( Peej, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I'd give my right arm....
to be able to play the piano.

D'oh!
(misspiggy In danger of having to get a job, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I should really give up offering people deals that, on the surface, appear to be great for them
but then in hindsight end up destroying them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

you're noel edmonds?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

good god no
not that bad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

That beard looks suspiciously like.............
*Ducks*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

My flatmate is threatening to give up his job for this year's Great British Beer Festival
You've got to admire the man's commitment...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I wouldn't give anything up for anybody
because i'm a complete bastard
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Not even one of your chickens for a lovely lady?

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Do you know one?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I know lots of lovely ladies.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Certainly not
and my chickens are my lovely ladies
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)

And I thought I was the sad cunt.

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Move over BGB
there's a new sad case in town
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

*hands over crown*
( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

"If I could have anything in the world for free
I wouldn't share it with anyone else but me..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Not even your last Rolo?

( girlinthehole, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

ah, well it's a Sundays song
and there is an implication that she might share with someone.
I'm not overjoyed about Rolos. I once got a boyfriend a Rolo in a gift case. I was 14.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)