I also drank too much but my I-Phone sleep tracking App says I selpt rather well
Although I was dispatched to open the window in the middle of the night, I have no recollection of this.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ffs not another one.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Another what? I-Phone wanker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I was at a party on friday and was in the kitchen making cocktails
with 3 people who were talking about that app
"honestly, I don't know how I could even survive without it"
iPhones make you weird.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

That is weird I was just interest
as the misses always says she doesn't sleep and wakes all the time, but I disgreed and siad it was just that it felt that way. I was right.
No one would ever need it though, that is weird
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

God I hate 'people'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:30, Reply)

they hate you too
without exception
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

GOOD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

How can your phone know you slept rather well?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:15, Reply)

It uses the accelerometer to track your movements

more movement, lighter sleep I guess, then it graphs the night to show when you were in deep sleep, REM or awake.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

So you have to have a phone strapped to some part of you body while you sleep?
Are you in hospital or something? Do you have a symbiotic relationship with a phone?

This depresses me greatly
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

it doesn't it just measures how much you're moving about.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

You know what I do instead?
When I wake up and feel really tired, I know I havn't slept very well - and when I wake up feeling rested, I know I've slept well!.

It's an amazing system - I call it the i'Mnotacunt. I don't know HOW I could even survive without it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I think I have found another use for this app
It could automatically call the undertaker if you don't move at all for a whole day. It would stop you getting all stinky so you could have an open casket funeral.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Haha.
Oh but Monty, you are a cunt.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Damn!
A flaw in my system!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)