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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I judge all the people
who just go on and on and on and on about how they are pregnant.

*runs away*

Can I stoke your bump at the weekend and ooh and aahh?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:15, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Yeah, right, you're jealous because babies fall out of your cavernous vagina.
Touch the bump and lose a hand.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)
One fell out in the park the other day
and I got done for littering
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)
Did a warden come around and pick it up with a litter spike?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)
I like stroking pot bellies.
It's theraputic.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)
I talk more about my defunct kidneys.
I demand sympathy.
No, not sympathy - drugs. I demand drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)
I'm allocating you
23 minutes of sympathy over the weekend.

Use it wisely
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)
w00t!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)
Can you 'stoke' her bump?
Sure, shovel some coal up her fanny, why don't you?


She's not a fucking steam train for crying out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

afucking
fuckinga
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)
I was going to be nice to you today....

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)
Please do TGB, I'm in a filthy mood,
and not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)
Well now I'm in a fucking wretched mood too

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)
*emos*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Yeah totally
Annoying girl who was leaving today found out, with the rest of us, nice girl is also leaving so she is fucking SCREAMING with joy that the company is now in sinking ship mode.

fuck fuck fuck I can't afford to lose my job. FUCKKKKK
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

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