none, they're full of fucking wankers
if I want to get drunk and listen to music I can do it at home and the quality of the music and the beer is usually 800% better plus I don't have stoned/drunken fucknuts stomping across me and pouring beer on me.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yeah! you tell 'em!
*fist pump of righteousness*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I've been to about a hundred concerts/festivals/whatever and I'm done
my friends are bugging the fuck out of me to go, when I say I don't have fun they say "I want you to be there!" oh, okay, so you want me to go and be fucking miserable because you want me to be there? Fuck. Off.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Yep, exactly,
plus the bands that are headlining seem to be bands I saw all those years ago who are now back on some kind of reunion tour.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

But us youngstesr didn't get to see them last time around!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Don't upset Grandma NakedApe
She's had a hard life.

There there Grandma, let me tuck this blanket back over your legs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

dude, they, like, totally sold out.
I was into them when they were, like, playing out of their mum's garage, man.

*shakes walking stick triumphantly*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I liked them way before you, when they weren't even famous

i have their first EP and everyfin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Or, spending quality time with your mates, drinking beer in the sunshine

smoking weed around the fire, seeing some great bands in a great atmosphere and having better stories to tell your kids than, "I once listen to Miley Cyrus at home and I had 2, yes 2 glasses of chablis!"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Don't you be knocking the Cyrus there.
She be moving her hip like yeah and shaking her head like yeah you know.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

She will be worth $1bn by the time she is 21 according to some

this is terrible news, I'm nearly 30 and I still have ages to go before I get a $1bn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

This is where you're going wrong
If you'd started your career by being hand-shandy fodder for a generation of pubescent boys and borderline paedos, you'd be worth a lot more money by now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

see: Monty Boyce.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Proper MFOTFABL there

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

PARDON?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

teenage boys wank over you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I'm fairly sure this is not correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Do you have proof to the contry?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I have proof that 'contry' isn't a word. Will that do?


Or is that where people from Belfast go to when they want to escape from the city air (and terrorists)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Results just in:
1 - 10 of about 5,950 for teenage boys wank over monty boyce
1 - 10 of about 4,590 for teenage boys don't wank over monty boyce.

It appears Monty, that you are a figure of male adolescent masturbatory fantasy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I was in a choir when i was younger, so there were some hand shandies

I didn't get paid though :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

It's what I miss about my last place
In which the living room was sufficiently well soundproofed that my flatmate and I could sit back in comfort with Hawkwind or Quintessence on at deafening volumes whilst enjoying the finest beer we could find in Borough Market.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Skol?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:11, Reply)

We have been known to contemplate the implications of our Tennent's Superpowers from up on high in our Fortress of Skolitude
_{But joking aside, the "Utobeer" stand is really rather good when it's open. (Less good when it's closed.)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

A bit like fannies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

telling my kid about getting stoned by a fire doesn't seem likely

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:07, Reply)