This is where you're going wrong
If you'd started your career by being hand-shandy fodder for a generation of pubescent boys and borderline paedos, you'd be worth a lot more money by now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

see: Monty Boyce.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Proper MFOTFABL there

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

PARDON?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

teenage boys wank over you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I'm fairly sure this is not correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Do you have proof to the contry?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I have proof that 'contry' isn't a word. Will that do?


Or is that where people from Belfast go to when they want to escape from the city air (and terrorists)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Results just in:
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It appears Monty, that you are a figure of male adolescent masturbatory fantasy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 18:22, Reply)

I was in a choir when i was younger, so there were some hand shandies

I didn't get paid though :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)