Me and my workmate are having a competition to insert 80's lyrics into conversation
Thus far conversations have been invented to fit the lyrics. For example, I met David Blaine in the street the other day, he started pulling all these card tricks and sleight of hand on me. "Hang on", I said. "Is this a kind of magic?"

All suggestions welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:37, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I suggest you kill yourself.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I sense some rickrolling
is about to begin.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

never gonna give never gonna give never gonna give you uuupppppp

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Daniel did tell me recently that we were no strangers to love

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Bored?
I know! Let's all make a bomb.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

And...
...immanentize the eschaton?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

woooah we're halfway there
everybody's happy man, we're bulletproof

think your pretty smart huh? think you can outsmart a bullet?

Last but not least, a shiny penny if you can drop this bombshell

Woe to You Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who have understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.

I lived alone
my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see?
Could I believe?
That what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw
in my old dreams
were they
reflections of my walk man staring back at me?

'Cause in my dreams
it's always there
the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair

Night was black
was no use holding back
'Cause I just had to see
was someone watching me
In the mist
dark figures move and twist
was all this for real
or just some kind of hell
6-6-6 the Number of the Beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and
sacred chants were phrased
as they start to cry
hands held to the sky
In the night
the fires are burning bright
the ritual has begun
Satan's work is done
6-6-6 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on
I must inform the law
Can this still be real
or just some crazy dream?
but I feel drawn
towards the chanting hordes
seem to mesmerise...can't avoid their eyes
6-6-6 the Number of the Beast
6-6-6 the one for you and me

I'm coming back
I will return
And I'll possess your body
and I'll make you burn
I'll have the fire
I'll have the force
I'll have the power
to make my evil take its course

*two and three might be on the cusp of nineties rather than eighties
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Fucking hell you type quickly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

This may come as a shock
there is this thing called copy and paste
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Bollocks
Don't try to confuse me with your falsehoods and withcraft
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

weeeellllll
was going to do just the first line, but then started singing it to myself and couldn't remember one of the lines, so looked it up
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

What?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

all i wanted was one damn pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Went to this nightclub last Friday
It's called Red. There was a lady in there. Dancing with me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

pics or it didn't happen
come on. you know the rules.. and so do i.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Well I was chatting to a general
and he wanted some reinforcements and of course the reply was 'we will be invincible'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

it's shit
but I'm quite a grumpy mood
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Everybody have fun tonight.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight.
( Wanderer, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Ah shuddupa ya face

( broadsword, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I suggest you take a running jump.
Go ahead, jump
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

you might as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

my dad thought it was "Maxwell Jump"
Like, as if it was someone's name.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)