You're travelling to Cornwall on a bank holiday weekend?
so is...how can I say this?...EVERYONE AND THEIR BASTARD DOG.

You may wish to avoid the M5 and the A30, the Taymar Bridge and Bodmin Moor and dont go anywhere near St Austell because they will be queuing out of the eden project back towards Somerset.

But seriously, prepare for some jams and take a she-wee so you can piss in a bottle.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 14:54, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's not that bad

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'm going tomorrow
and coming back tuesday because I, how can I say this? ... AM AWARE IT'S A FUCKING BANK HOLIDAY AND PLANNED AROUND IT
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

it's also never really that bad even in the height of summer
this bank holiday weekend should be reasonably clear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Don't listen to him TGB
people from Exeter lure unsuspecting travellers who are trying to get to Cornwall into Exeter town centre WHERE THEY ARE NEVER SEEN AGAIN
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Exeter Town centre is confusing, all roads lead back to the middle

and there are trolls under the bridges
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:20, Reply)

it's far less confusing than most cities
you are are obviously an idiot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

More accurately my co-driver with the map was an idiot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

you shouldn't even need a map
it's one of the few cities I've been to that actually has road signs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Well co-driver should have looked at the signs

i had to avoid all the people pointing at planes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

You know you're lost when you see a sign for "City Centre"
and you have no idea what city is it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

haha
I've never been that badly lost

mostly by virtue of not living somewhere (or going anywhere) that has cities close enough together for that to be an issue
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I have never been this lost

I have the sense of direction of a fucking laser guided homing pigeon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

i have been this lost
repeatedly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Yarr, some say the roads lead to a vengefull dragon
others say it leads to the municipal car-park. Some things man is not supposed to know...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

OMG - I DID NOT KNOW THIS

( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Well now you know
AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!..."Transformers, row boats in da sky"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

BADGER!
I may have to call the trip off. Thirty Easters in Cornwall and I didn't even think about this.
I've also been spelling 'Taymar' incorrectly.
*fails at tour guidery*
( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Oh man
I bought Haribo for the trip especially
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Wookiee doesn't do drive snacking :(

( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

What!?
It's not a proper trip unless there is Haribo

kids and grown ups love it so
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Wookiee is neither kid nor grown up.
Bit like an adult mong, really.
( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I don't understand
he doesn't eat while driving? or being a passenger?

is there more wrong with him than I previously suspected?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

He's rubbish at eating.
He sometimes goes 24 hours without food because he's not bothered.
He doesn't really snack.
There's more wrong with him that you could ever imagine.
( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

DOES NOT COMPUTE

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

He's all wrong
From his molerat head to his duck feet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

having seen his profile picture I can only agree with this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

On;y certain people can say things about him, though.
Everyone else will get their heads kicked in.
( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

not by him I assume?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

No
He will insult you tll you cry though.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

doesn't take much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

By his best mate.
She's a right bitch.
( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

fortunately me and her seem to get on

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Oh shit, I put a 'Y' in Tamar
I can never go back to Cornwall. I once knew someone who spelt Mevagissey incorrectly, it didn't end well.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Inbreeding does a lot for 'tard strength.

( thealternativefact, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)