Though I do believe that the police do go over the top,
The protesters have to understand that fucking the police off is a very risky venture.

Would you prod a tiger with a stick then complain when it bit your arm off?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

So you're comparing the police to a wild animal?
That's hardly reasonable is it? The police are meant to be well trained and disciplined aren't they?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Well they're not
So we'll all just have to treat them accordingly, and DON'T FUCKING PISS THEM OFF!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

apropos of nothing
you trying to go for the full day? If so, best of luck.
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

I really was!
But there's one in 'compose' right now :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

A full day of being pissed or being naked?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Pissed
Why disturb the daily routine eh?
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

*deletes*
My phone is still borked
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I haven't even started on the booze yet!
I have chores.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)

c w
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

have am a
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

You can fuck off an all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

you love it

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Possibly
But I shall express appropriate guilt, as it is still technically Lent
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Your boyfriend had better get hold of some Southern Comfort
Applebite has got her ticket for Download.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I'm keeping his plums in a jar when he goes
If he returns without the lil' lady's chest apples burnt onto his retinas, he can have them back.
If not, I have new earrings.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Do I get a say in this?
What if I don't want my plums in a jar? What if I'm pinned down by burly, moustached men (al's "friends") and forced to look?
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

That wouldn't be his fault at all
If we made him look then you can't be mean to him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

If he enjoys it
I keep his knackers
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

What if I poke him in the ear with my finger
he won't like that and overall he won't have had a good time.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Unless it's like that scene in A Clockwork Orange
No dice.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

"I'm singing in the rain
just singing in the rain"

It'll be totally like that scene.
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Go ahead...
See where it leads you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Will it be into a threesome with you and some 20 year old breasts?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

No it bleedin won't
I liked you when you were Good Al.
Remember, that brief spell a few weeks ago?
It was like Quantum Leap.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

Awwwwwww, I'm sorry Roots
I was only kidding, we're not really gonna look at boobies, even if we wanted to we'd have to give away Southern Comfort, and that's just not going to happen is it, have you ever heard of a scot giving away booze?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Haha, I know
That was my safety net all along.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Sorted
Plus, I hate looking at the breasts of 20 year olds. Eugh.
( djtrialprice, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Yes, so save yourself the petrol money
Bent shot
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I am comparing them as such
I don't wish to, but their actions, some mentioned above, show that a degree of unpredictableness is present. Hence the wild animal link.

As for being well trained, they are. Discipline is another matter. A well disciplied force will behave as ordered, and it is a measure of a unit's discipline as to how much force can be applied to it before elements break down. I would say that the discipline of the police is less than, for example, a line of troops ordered to stand firm, though being slaugthered by enemy gunfire, and standing firm.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

In that case, an appropriate analogy is thus:
I leave my car unlocked while in the Toxteth area of Liverpool, unsurprisingly Roota breaks in, steals my radio, hotwires the car and crashes it into a wall, then burns it.

I should have expected it and locked my car, therefore I am a silly sausage, but that doesn't make what Roota did any less of a crime and I am still a victim of a crime.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I also did Mrs Al on the backseat with her own dildo
She enjoyed it and I returned said dildo, so this was NOT a crime but a compassionate act.
Cancels out the little bit of theft, no?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Got it in one
Except she would have stolen the wheels too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)