WHAT IS THIS, /links? ETC.
Having said that, top idea. I'll contribute a tenner to his airfare.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Either he would go on the record saying "I don't have magic powers I just make it up"
Or he gets executed.

win-win.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I like the bit when the "Religion" looks down on "Magic".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I like this bit:
"found guilty of using sorcery to try to separate a married couple"
I can think of a number of ways to break up a married couple without using witchcraft.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm still working on it, but check this out....
http://www.90nz0.com/stuff/fb/This%20has%20to%20be%20some%20kind%20of%20April%20Fools%20joke,%209.99%20for%20a%20pizza...nah,%20couldnt%20be.%20.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

ha ha.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I've just added to it....
Pauly Pops I've looked on your website, it's all in Dollars, do you deliver to the UK? Won't it get a bit cold by then?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's genius

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)