That thread's too long,
I think 100 ish replies is the best time for a thread to die.

So I have a news link news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8598134.stm
Who wants to have a whipround and send Derek Achora to Saudi?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:41, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

WHAT IS THIS, /links? ETC.
Having said that, top idea. I'll contribute a tenner to his airfare.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Either he would go on the record saying "I don't have magic powers I just make it up"
Or he gets executed.

win-win.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I like the bit when the "Religion" looks down on "Magic".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I like this bit:
"found guilty of using sorcery to try to separate a married couple"
I can think of a number of ways to break up a married couple without using witchcraft.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I'm still working on it, but check this out....
http://www.90nz0.com/stuff/fb/This%20has%20to%20be%20some%20kind%20of%20April%20Fools%20joke,%209.99%20for%20a%20pizza...nah,%20couldnt%20be.%20.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

ha ha.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I've just added to it....
Pauly Pops I've looked on your website, it's all in Dollars, do you deliver to the UK? Won't it get a bit cold by then?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's genius

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Fucking hell.
I swear a lot of the world would be far better off under western rule, a lot of these 'countries' don't deserve to, erm, err, 'be countries', or whatever, I don't know, I'm angry and pissed off with the world, bomb the fuck out of everything for all I care right now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I blame Mohammed.
*awaits fatwah*
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

After they kill Derek Achora though right?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

naturally

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I'd like to see some good old fashioned witch hunting

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Is he still gigging?
I thought his name was mud?
MARY LOVES DICK!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I assume he's still got work,
he'll keep going until he's dead, then he'll continue to communicate through someone else.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

*rings David Blaine's agent*
"Do you want a gig in Medina?"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Oh hell yeah!
send the shitty git wizard
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I'm trying to think of magicians/psychics that I wouldn't want to send to Saudi...
who's the guy that failed to shoot himself on tv? Nah, send 'im.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

and under 20 replies
means it's shit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:08, Reply)