surely no one actually watches Ace of Cakes
I like making Eton Mess, because the only thing it really involves is whipping and crushing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:05, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's just for posh people who are shit at carrying things without dropping them.
What a great cover up...

"No, it's supposed to be a fucking mess..."
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

and your point is?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

shut up, I watch it sometimes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I bet you watch LA Ink too
and Keeping up with the Kardashians
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

fuck no, I don't
what's up with Kat Von D anyway? she looks like a wax statue
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

everyone on those programmes is a freak

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

blah blah

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Is that the sound of your fanny lips rubbing together while you watch 90210?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

oh yeah
totally
not the old show
but the new one
oh em gee
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Wouldn't that be more like
slurp, splodge, splosh? (and other such onomatopoeic words describing wet, slippery flesh)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

along with FLOOPFLOOPFLOOPFLOOPFLOOP
as her frantically moving fingers plunge ever deeper into her moist cleft.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

woah there
lets not talk about my cleft
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I watched (the delicious) Sophie Dahl
making Eton Mess on Tuesday evening.

I nearly shot my load.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Did she fiddle with her merangues (sp?)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Yup
Then she licked her fingers in that 'I want to suck your cock' way.

At least, I think that's what she was suggesting. It may just have been that she didn't have a piece of kitchen roll handy to wipe them.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I love how angry all the real chefs are getting
about her show, because they say she can't cook but people are watching it anyway because she does things like spilling whipped cream on her shoulder and licking it off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

when is this show on?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)