I had a dream last night that I was an awesome cake baker and was on a tv show like Ace of Cakes
so now I'd like to try to make a cake, the real way, not just out of a box

so I'd like to knoooow, what's your favorite dessert to make and/or eat?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:00, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cookies/brownies I don't have much in the way of baking equipment so that's about all I can do.
p.s. gonz is a funny guy www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3619699&id=36030051733
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:03, Reply)

he really is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I heart him

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It's the effort he puts in to coming across in such a nice way

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:12, Reply)

=DDD
Check out this one too.
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3620503&id=36030051733
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I think he may have clocked you on that one
but then again, maybe not.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:29, Reply)

surely no one actually watches Ace of Cakes
I like making Eton Mess, because the only thing it really involves is whipping and crushing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:05, Reply)

That's just for posh people who are shit at carrying things without dropping them.
What a great cover up...

"No, it's supposed to be a fucking mess..."
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

and your point is?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

shut up, I watch it sometimes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I bet you watch LA Ink too
and Keeping up with the Kardashians
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:14, Reply)

fuck no, I don't
what's up with Kat Von D anyway? she looks like a wax statue
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:16, Reply)

everyone on those programmes is a freak

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

blah blah

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Is that the sound of your fanny lips rubbing together while you watch 90210?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

oh yeah
totally
not the old show
but the new one
oh em gee
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Wouldn't that be more like
slurp, splodge, splosh? (and other such onomatopoeic words describing wet, slippery flesh)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

along with FLOOPFLOOPFLOOPFLOOPFLOOP
as her frantically moving fingers plunge ever deeper into her moist cleft.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:28, Reply)

woah there
lets not talk about my cleft
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I watched (the delicious) Sophie Dahl
making Eton Mess on Tuesday evening.

I nearly shot my load.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Did she fiddle with her merangues (sp?)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Yup
Then she licked her fingers in that 'I want to suck your cock' way.

At least, I think that's what she was suggesting. It may just have been that she didn't have a piece of kitchen roll handy to wipe them.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I love how angry all the real chefs are getting
about her show, because they say she can't cook but people are watching it anyway because she does things like spilling whipped cream on her shoulder and licking it off.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

when is this show on?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Lemon Curd
Best dessert ever.

Recipe:
1x Jar of Lemon Curd
1x Spoon

Eat.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Lemon curd sounds terrible
I'll be the first to admit I don't know what it is but 'curd' reminds me of curdled milk and that makes me gag
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I had a dream about Vipros the other night
I don't really remember what it was about, besides the fact that Vipros was there. It wasn't a sex dream, before you all get excited.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

likely story

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:51, Reply)

you're right
it was totally a sexy sex dream. I just can't lie on QOTW!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:52, Reply)

He was rubbing his beard all over your naked body
and it kept getting caught in your corset.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

naked bodies
don't wear corsets.

CONTINUITY FAIL!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:03, Reply)

You were naked as you had undone your corset but were still lying on it
and the little hooks at the front got caught in his beard. It was a front fastening corset with hooks. So "stick up middle finger" SWIVEL ON THAT ONE!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'm not going to try and deny that this has happened to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Oh boy
I wish I could see Kitty's corset
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I'm still reeling from her revelation that she totally had a sexy sex dream about me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 17:24, Reply)