Ooh
and another weird thing.

When my sister was telling my youngest sister that the Easter rabbits were watching her to make sure she was being good, my youngest sister thought a moment then replied 'you mean they're watching CCTV of me?' (She's six)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

we were talking about the easter bunny and santa the other night
I had a mayjah melt down when the easter bunny gave me socks, and mums all "we need to have a talk" and I'm like "OH GREAT, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME SANTA ISN'T REAL!"
Mum: "..."
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

And she said, "Look, Kristine, at 26 I think you're old enough to know."

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

you're never too old to believe :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:16, Reply)

You mean he's not?

(bill, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)

no, but father christmas is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Then who was it
I sold my soul to?
(bill, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Tesco

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Ahhh
That explains all those bonus clubcard points!
(bill, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You poor thing
it sounds like a very harsh way to be told. But at least you got socks out of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 16:09, Reply)

IT'S A SYMPTOM OF 'BROKEN BRITIAN'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 17:57, Reply)

The Daily Mail
told me so. Like the broad-minded, reasonable and rational individuals that they are
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 18:03, Reply)