Being a lazy arse is brilliant too
Get it done or do nothing at all.
Do not ruin your day with bits of chores.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

nah gonna get up soon
and chore me chores, then go shopping for a new bed and a flatscreen television
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I should get a flatscreen
The cat keeps jumping onto my tv and causing me stress.
But if I got a flatscreen would the retarded little git try to jump onto that and break it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

probably!
planning to get an angled wall mount as well for it. then hopefully if I have time will go cat shopping as well, had a look last weekend and found two great cats, but spent 30 mins giving them lots of attention and during that time someone went and reserved them....bah
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I didn't even want a cat
But I went to visit this gorgeous kitten my friend had rescued and raised, and then I stood on his paw, and then he fell asleep on my shoulder.
That was 7 years ago...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

maaaaw
they have a funny way of just worming into your life and being cute and fluffy. Plus I have an empty house so a wee mogg or two to keep me company would be nice
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

They're great company
When they're not ripping your sofa, biting you, and smashing your set-top recorder box.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

yep
they are bundles of evil and purr bundled into one great package!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

An excellent description
Cats rock. People who prefer dogs are needy people who can't handle independent pets.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

what about people who prefer rodents?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Freaks
obviously
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)