It's Easter Saturday!
Is your house clean for Jesus? Mine is.

Felicitations to all o' y'all attending the bash. If you can't be good, be careful.

I'm having my own bash right here. I've made sure I have plenty of Irn Bru in the fridge. You know what they're like.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 8:34, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning Roota
How many B3tans going to your bash then?

Jesus would forgive me the state of my flat, because he loves me. So long as I hide the pron.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 8:42, Reply)

I cleared my history last night, so Jesus will never know what mine eyes have seen
I've only invited djtrialprice. I'm crafty like that ;)

How you doing Bart?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I'm fine thanks, all alone, but fine.
Before she went to France this weekend, on a village twinning thing. My good lady told me to not be a recluse. I like being a hermit.

Anyway, I'm going to a craft show in a few minutes, and may pick up something interesting.

I hope you and Digitalprice (I've always read it as that) have a nice bash together. Are you going to do anything other than get pished?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Go out once
Take lots of long-arm shots of yourself along the way and pretend you were unhermitty for the whole weekend.
(I won't tell anyone that really you set up camp in the front room.)

I'm going to attempt to be the best ambassador for Liverpool ever.
I'll show him it's not all burnt-out cars like Cambridge is.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:05, Reply)

You will have to be nice to him when Cambridge loose the Boat Race again,
Not that nice though.

I'm off NOW.

PS. Hi Halfy.

Edit: Bollocks, Cambridge won.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Haha, seeya
Enjoy your day!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:20, Reply)

hello
meh, cambridge have been rubbish at rowing recently, just have to take heart in Oxford completely choking getting promoted from the conference this season!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Not so much a bash
more a "bump" then. And grind.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Alright there R Kelly!
How goes?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

About as shit as can be, actually
have extra fun on my behalf.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 13:13, Reply)

today
is house cleaning day aye, if its nice might chuck open all the windows and blow away all the cobwebs
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

The mofo sun has just come out!
Me and the cat are listening to tunes and talking to our nana on the phone.
We've done our chores.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 8:54, Reply)

impressed!
I do like getting up early and getting everything done, then you have the whole day to chill.

However i'm being a lazy arse today
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Being a lazy arse is brilliant too
Get it done or do nothing at all.
Do not ruin your day with bits of chores.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:07, Reply)

nah gonna get up soon
and chore me chores, then go shopping for a new bed and a flatscreen television
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I should get a flatscreen
The cat keeps jumping onto my tv and causing me stress.
But if I got a flatscreen would the retarded little git try to jump onto that and break it?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:21, Reply)

probably!
planning to get an angled wall mount as well for it. then hopefully if I have time will go cat shopping as well, had a look last weekend and found two great cats, but spent 30 mins giving them lots of attention and during that time someone went and reserved them....bah
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I didn't even want a cat
But I went to visit this gorgeous kitten my friend had rescued and raised, and then I stood on his paw, and then he fell asleep on my shoulder.
That was 7 years ago...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

maaaaw
they have a funny way of just worming into your life and being cute and fluffy. Plus I have an empty house so a wee mogg or two to keep me company would be nice
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:38, Reply)

They're great company
When they're not ripping your sofa, biting you, and smashing your set-top recorder box.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

yep
they are bundles of evil and purr bundled into one great package!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 9:46, Reply)

An excellent description
Cats rock. People who prefer dogs are needy people who can't handle independent pets.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

what about people who prefer rodents?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Freaks
obviously
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 17:14, Reply)

afternoon!
i cleaned the house and my car today. I didn't realise I was doing it for baby jesus

Um, does anyone know how to change a headlight bulb?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It depends on the type of car you have
Also, afternoon and all that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

heya
it's an astra and I can't find instructions online and I've misplaced the manual
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 13:56, Reply)

you need a hammer to smash the glass, a new bulb and some sticky tape.
watch you don't cut your fingers.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 3 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

will do

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

After a quick google:
Goto the Vauxhall website, sign up for "My Vauxhall" (it's free) and you can then download a manual in pdf format. The earliest manual for an Astra is 2002, but the headlight bulb changing instructions will be the same, and *should* be on pages 212 onward.
(bill, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

ooo, you rule!
my car is 1999 or something, so I guess we'll see
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Probably shouldn't be that different
I'd guess anyway.
(bill, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 18:23, Reply)