Naturally, since it's a well known fact that Monty is a massive shirter
Alright Al?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He is indeed
I'm good thanks, feel a bit sick and full of chocolate and I haven't had my tea yet, but we've had a really productive weekend so far, and there is still another day to go!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:07, Reply)

Fucking great, isn't it?
I had Thursday off too, as I had my washing machine repaired but the man was gone by half ten. I've had two full days with my daughter, gone to a gig and gone on the massive piss. Splendid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:13, Reply)

That sounds like a canny weekEND so far, and there's still tomorrow :o)
We had a Grand Day Out in York yesterday for a mate's birthday. There ENDed UP being a dozen of us as we met UP with Blousie and Beekers too. Full of beery win and architectural splendour.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:19, Reply)

York is beautiful, isn't it?
Shame it's in fucking Yorkshire though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Yeah, it's quite a hike from your neck of the woods.
Just over an hour by train from here though, as is Edinburgh. It's not all bad living in Geordieland!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:24, Reply)

I was so pissed yesterday
that I hit the wrong button at the cashpoint and accidentally withdrew £400. It's taking all my puny reserves of willpower not to go on the rampage.

Help!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:30, Reply)

swallow it
can't spend it, it's in a safe place and then in two or three days time you can stroll to your bank and pay in a couple of hundred pounds worth of money covered in excrement!
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:37, Reply)

That's a shit idea

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I'll just stroll in there
and take a massive dump in the little bank hatch thingie (what are they called?). Sage advice there, Halfers, cheers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:40, Reply)

At least
i didn't say "give it to me"
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Haha for that I am indeed grateful.
Well it's purely academic now, as I've put in a call to 'the man' and have also found out that my legendary old pal 'Lucky Jase' is drinking locally, having vanished from the scene about a year ago when he moved to south London.

Goodbye money, it was nice knowing you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:08, Reply)

good skills
I spent most of yesterday shopping for beds rather than getting drunk, that is how middle aged I now am, sigh
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I got excited about washing machines last week.
Not only 'rock', but also 'roll'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:24, Reply)

impressive
spin cycles obviously!
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Of course.
And 'load capacity', fnarr fnarr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 20:30, Reply)