FUCK!
Arsing, shitting, twatting bastard!

I've fucking spilt fucking ketchup down my fucking shirt!

Looks like the customers we've got in this afternoon will be greeted by some twonk in a thick jumper, even though the office is boiling.

Tell me OT, what have you done recently that has irritating repercussions for you?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:29, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Told my brother the truth about someing
and now he won't talk to me. In interweb life, I'm having a very animagted discussion about Jesus and gingers. Bottle gingers are winning so far.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I just got a long smile from a lovely girl in the supermarket.
No irritating repercussions, I just wanted to share. She had pretty eyes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Shame they don't work.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

POTD!
Oh man, you're so meeeeeeeeaaaan.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I am a terribble bully.
I saw a picture of you at the bash, I was expecting you to be massiver.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

it's a midget baby
so she won't get that big
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Do you mean more pregnant or that you expected me to be an Internet fattie?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I expected you to be more pregnant.
I know you're not an internet fatty, I can't believe you forgot that we've met.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

No, I remember, it's etched on my brain.
Just checking there was no veiled insult.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Haha
I'm quite happy to accept that. Pretend-sex with a blind person is still pretend-sex.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Dunno about irritating
But I stopped smoking on Sunday night, and the only repercussion I can see happening from that is a sudden heaviness of wallet.

Is currently not suffering from any ill effects whatsoever
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Good on you.
Cold turkey or NRT?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Cold turkey.
So far so good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Good stuff, keep it up!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Yay!
Stay strong fella!
(bill, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Instead of wearing a jumper just carry a big knife
and dare them to ask any questions
(bill, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Re-watched The Matrix
for the first time in about five years. I remember it being awesome. It's shit. This has irked me.
(berk, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

did you find every bit of dialogue to be horribly slow
and over-dramatic. particularly those of Laurence Fishburne?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I re-watched them all on ITV over the past few weeks.
The first one was watchable but the second and third were really, really weak.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I find them all shit now
which is a shame.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I did
some of the dialogue was astonishingly bad, and so overdramatic it made me giggle. Plus all the dial-up technology and massive mobile phones with aerials.
(berk, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Nothing dates quite as badly as technology.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)