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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I could use your sig though I suppose.
In all honesty, the more you look at other speeches and tips, the harder it becomes. I am just gonna stick to the tips on here and my own meanderings. Much more me...
My speech is including some Stewart Lee and Stephen Fry... Also it is mainly for the groom. Some are very in jokes, which he will have to explain later on, but him laughing like a drain should make the rest laugh too... hopefully.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
there is nothing worse tahn in jokes, no one else will laugh, they will get bored I promise you this. the speech is for everybody not just the groom, not just the stag party and not just his mates.
if you take one tip, take this one!
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I can use my 'give it to them straight like a pear cider made from 100% pear' line.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:07, Reply)
On no account say anything to embarrass or offend the bride.
A friend of mine was asked to be one of two best men at a wedding - he wrote a speech, and the other feller decided to "improvise." Come the day, all this other feller could come up with was some crass story about the bride, which I'm reliably informed went down like a lead balloon trying to break the world land-speed record whilst commandeered by Richard Hammond.
(, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)
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