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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BestAt my sisters wedding, the DJ had everyone up on the dance floor, doing the same dance. Seeing the Pastor of my old church simulating sex behind his prim and proper wife was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life.
Worst - Not because it was bad, but utterly inappropriate. At my Dad's wedding, 'Brown Girl In The Ring' comes on, and everyone forms a big ring, and starts dancing round. Seeing this, all the kids run into the middle, and start dancing. One black girl follows them in, and starts to dance. We don't notice this. However, one by one the kids leave, leaving only the one black girl in the middle. The fact that none of us could laugh just made it absolutely horrible!
However, honourable mention goes to my Dad, who sits down from making a speech at my sisters wedding, and as he sits down knocks a full bottle of red wine all down the front of the Groom's Mum in her new white dress. Ohhhh fuck.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:11,
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Pastor from my old church simulating sex...made a change from him actually doing sex to you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:13,
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or through you..perhaps?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:22,
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oh, yeahsexy headless ghosts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:46,
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Brown girl in the ringmakes me think of racist porno Cluedo
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:54,
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