BT's text delivery service just provided my day with a little intrigue...
"Hi, this is the interviewer from last night. I have one more question. If we were to provide accidental damage to large amounts of knickers, would that help? Please reply to Jeff x"
I'm very tempted to call the number and find out exactly what that means.

Have you ever had any interesting mis-texts or mis-tells?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 12:58, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

b3ta.com/questions/mobiles/post493270
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you used the term "needless to say" you twat.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

that was a long time ago
we were all different people then....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:12, Reply)

no

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Someone left a message on my work voicemail
requesting the book they had out on loan to be renewed, presumably because they are a slow reader.

I'd quite like to see their face when they try to return it to the library and get hit with a fine for being overdue.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Could you pass on her details and I'll renew it for her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Alas
I have deleted the message, but she didn't leave any details anyway. only her name.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

My friend once texted me
"Run to higher ground, the goose is loose, repeat: the goose is loose"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Interesting texts, you say?
See my new thread above.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:11, Reply)

thread poaching eh?
that's a hangable offence!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:15, Reply)

It doesn't count with Noel's shit threads.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:16, Reply)

aww poor guy
I feel bad for him now, I'm going to stay here.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I hope you're brought a book to read.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

It's alright, I'm quite at ease with being a bit shit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I once received a text that just said "Forget Beardwood"
Beardwood is a suburb of where I used to live at the time. It probably wasn't at all interesting, but my friends made up a whole story about it being a secret agent going to do a job in Beardwood and then it all going to shit and him being told to abort the plan. Turns out it was a taxi driver.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I've only ever received one voicemail on my mobile
No idea who it was from, I was just alerted to it one Sunday morning and poked the necessary buttons to retrieve it, only to hear a young woman's telling me to "Fuck off" and hang up with some force.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

that was the universe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I received a text a couple of weeks ago that read:
"Thanks for the Ham, Ham girl!"
I am not a girl , nor a provider of ham.
( Herman Blume is unique, just like everyone else, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

It means he's got spunk all over your knickers.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

When you get home I want you to come upstairs and kick my puppy
I never actually got that text I'm lying.
( Peej, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)