You're an Alex?
Interesting. I always had you down as an Alan...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:33, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah-haaaaaaaa!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

But you've met me
surely I told you my name? Or maybe I didn't, I'm quite rude like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Yep.
You introduced yourself as Al. The suffix was still open to speculation!

(Fear not, I also leapt to the assumption that Becky was a Rebecca, and not, say, Engelbeck or Beckingham Palace.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I wish she was really called Beckingham Palace

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Well, it's still not been confirmed to me that she isn't...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Fuck off, I'm a Tamsin really

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:21, Reply)

...really?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:47, Reply)

He's Albert really

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I want him to be Albequerque

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Hot dog
Jumping frog
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

You've lost me there...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

You're not the King of Rock'n'Roll

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

This is very true.
Sadly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

it's a Prefab Sprout reference.
Don't worry old bean, it was a fucking shit tune with an even worse video, you missed nothing.


EDIT and possibly a worse band name even that Half Man Half Biscuit - something I believed to be scientifically impossible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Well, that's a relief.
But it's still one more daily reminder that I'm still not the King of Rock n'Roll. *sniff*
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Want to be a 25-stone, pill-addicted, toilet-dying sellout?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

It's a niche I can see myself slotting into quite comfortably.
Would prefer a more dignified death, mind...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Dio isn't dead yet!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

nor is Little Richard, the REAL king.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Ah, now going bi and growing a massive afro seems like an even better career move
Not to mention the fun of blacking up for the role...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

prize goes to Albert!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

That's what I thought for a while too.

(bill, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I always thought it was just Al
like Al Murray.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

For you and one of your corsets
I'll be anything you like.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I would like you to be a duck billed platypus
as I've never seen one in real life
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I do a good impression
all I need is a photo of a girl with tattoos under her breasts with out anything on
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

haha
I was wearing pants!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

It will still work
just e-mail it over.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

just get psychochomp to do a search for the thread
he loves those searches
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)

You are so right

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)