Says the man hunched over b3ta?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, but I've been at work all day.
He's on his Easter holidays. He should be out scrumping apples and all that, not talking on the pooter with friends who just live down the bloody road.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Turn the pooter off
and make him go outside. Tell him if he doesn't you'll tell Tourettes that he touched you in a bad place.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

He's playing his guitar now.
DG and I are off out to the Italian restaurant where we had our first date to celebrate our 1st wedding anniversary :o) So SJ is getting dropped off at my folks' for the night, in order that DG can touch me in rude places later :-P
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:09, Reply)

Quite!
Anyway, it's my fault for not getting my arse out of bed this morning to take DG to work, so Sweary & I could have the car for the day. That was the plan :o(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Bloody DG!
WHAT A BASTARD!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I know!
I made her coffee and everything and she still didn't take me to work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I'm still at work DG.
Why am I still here? I started at 8am and then went and dug some holes and everything, but I'm still bloody here!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:04, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, bless you!
Shall I write you a note so that you can go home?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, Reply)

If you could please

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:06, Reply)

Dear boss of al
please let him go home, otherwise he will be terribly grumpy and liable to do a big shit on your floor in protest at the apalling conditions in which he has to work.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:12, Reply)

The cleaner just came in to let me know that there is a shower in our building
but nobody knows about it. I thought that was really sweet. I really like our cleaner. She cleans my coffee cup.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:15, Reply)

Bless her.
Our cleaners just move things around the desk a bit. All it does is move the dust so that it looks different. But it's still the same dust.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:17, Reply)

Maybe they think your desk is a giant chess board?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:19, Reply)

His deck?
He's not a ships captain you know. Although he would look very sexy in a sailors uniform.

Edit - nice ninja
(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

I edited it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:20, Reply)

You wish, al.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:25, Reply)