Mornin Uncle Monty, you terrible cunt!
The sun's juuuust coming out in the 'Pool and the dickybirds are singing.
I'm just cleaning the flat then doing a bit of shopping before setting off for Cambridge.
I have to buy myself some colouring books :)

Hope you have a stress-free weekend. Don't take too many of those drugs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello honeybun.
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:47, Reply)

Bonjella madeira
*shakes tail-feather*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)

mmm
Bonjela. I love mouth ulcers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I shan't be taking many this evening
for I am taking my little'un to the Hackney City Farm in the morning to see the likkle animulz. They have a fantastic cafe there and it tickles me to go and see their selection of pigs, and then go next door for bacon, black pudding and sausages, for I am a 'cunt' like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Oh good man
I love city farms.
Probably because they remind me of where I'm from ;)
Does she call them 'goggles' or 'toggles'? I guess if she said the latter you'd correct her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Do wot guv?
Goggles? Toggles?

Her attempts at saying 'binoculars' are somewhat wide of the mark, I must confess. Nothing a sound thrashing won't sort out, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:55, Reply)

You know goats' goggles?
But they're called 'toggles', apparently. Which is silly because they look just like swimming goggles around their necks.
Ask Eleni what they are and see what she says.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Your expert knowledge of goats
leaves me miles behind, it seems. I genuinely haven't the faintest idea what you are referring to, I'm afraid. My experience of goats is limited to the curried variety, that our Caribbean cousins do so well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I think
they're the dangly bits hanging from the neck.

Unlike the dangly bits at the back end of Billy goats. I assume you know what they are.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Ah, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I love curried goat, it's big round here
But the bones do my head in.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Mmm, curried goat
Rice an' peas an' veg?
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:06, Reply)

KISS MA TEEEF
EDIT: and if you're not on about Tricia, then yes, that is heggzackly how I have it.
If you eat it outside, wasps go crazy for it.
Trufact.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)

there is a place in chorlton
that does it without the bones... It looks like a hideous theme pub, though, so I never touched it.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

ooh I live near Chorlton,
whereabouts are you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I did live in chorlton
But I've moved back to sunny levenshulme now
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Same here.
I once punctured the roof of my mouth with a goat bone at Carnival.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 9:08, Reply)