Christ on a bike. No more 'celebrity wanking rhymes' please,
WEEKEND PLANS? Dull, perhaps, but less irritating to my sensitive, artistic temperament.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:59, 60 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

mindpiss

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:59, Reply)

No it isn't

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

why not?
same question asked
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

The two posts were hardly similar.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

well naturally
mine was better since it contained time travel. But new topics, same minute with weekend plans as a question is a little bit mindpiss
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I'm going to bristol this evening
to eat gourmet burgers, drink beer, and smoke spliffs.

The rest of the weekend will consist mostly of sleeping, smoking and eating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Sounds excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I'm going to be a massive shirter all weekend
Oh no, hang on that's you.

I'm going to go for a walk and cry that I have no money
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

It's OK, I'll buy you a dictionary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I'm going to watch a mate do some poetry tonight.
It's a night called Poetry KAPOW
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Poetry:
perhaps the least 'Kapow'-like artform on earth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:03, Reply)

crochet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

crochet is fucking extreme

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

it is the way I do it
also, listening to metal while you do it makes it more..erm...rock and roll?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

exactly
although if I listen to something with too fast a beat, I tend to get uneven tension. Like when Rammstein come on in the car and you drive faster.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:12, Reply)

It's a poetry slam,
I have no idea what that means, but it's in a pub so...
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

...if his poem is shit then you get a chance to punch him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

It's like freestyle rap
but more earnest, no beats and a little bit rubbish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Beer festival tonight
Then I think on Sunday I may be in a park in the middle of West Ewell counting parakeets.

(The two are entirely unrelated)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I'm meeting my brother for a few beers later
before he goes to some gay-ass 'modern circus' thing that sounds awful.

Tomorrow day: city farm with daughter
Tomorrow night: RAMPAGE
Sunday: Lord's prayer wank in the park
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

City farm? Is this the small patch in Stepney/Limehouse with pigs and cows grazing where I least expected them?
Or is it something slightly more magnificent?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Nah it's even smaller than that one
On the Hackney Road by my house. It's rather charming.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Boyfriend's Canadian cousin coming over
We're going to take her round all the historical sights of Manchester and then to the pub.

Sunday is also the day that my sister's sodding weasel finally goes home. He's very cute but he keeps shitting in my plant pots.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I run a drop in centre
for underprivileged individuals from deprived areas. I'm picking one such soul from Liverpool at the train station tonight. I'm going to show her the amazing sights of unferral children, cutlery and indoor sanitation.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

for real?
makes my weekend look well selfish.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I think he's talking about roota.
ficko
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:11, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

whose side are you on?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

mine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

right that's it
no more dreams, sexeh or otherwise.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

pfft as if you have a choice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I hope I don't to be honest
after last night's dream where I was distracting raptors long enough so I could close the door on them. I was distracting them by throwing kittens to them
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:20, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I suspected jokeage
but didn't understand it.

Stupid injokes, leaving me out. *kicks pebble*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:13, Reply)

You're right Kitty
I like to think I give back to society when I can.
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

stop mocking me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm not mocking
I'm just a sarccy bastard. I can't help it!
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I always read that with a soft c
which sounds like a prole trying to say saucy.

I think it should be sarky.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

stop mocking me

( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Hahah
Watch your wallet.

That's all I'm saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I make her ride in the boot of my car
just to feel safe
( djtrialprice, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm going to finish converting everything I do, work wise, to OSX.
I've done most of it, I've learnt pretty much everything I need inside a few days, I thought it would take me months.

Tomorow I'm going to win a few grand on the Grand National, and hopefully I'll finish enrolling in the Apple iPhone Developer Program so I can get my hands on the juice new CODEZ, maybe even make my first Hello World app. I know this sounds borring to most of you, but it really gets my juices flowing. I'll have to learn a new language to do this, 'C', something compeltely different from anything I've done before (syntax wise), but I think I can do it. I hope I can, I've spent a lot of money on the eqipment needed.

I've also just had my treatment at the hospital, which shatters me for a week or soo, i'll recover from that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:15, Reply)

oh that is one sexy weekend

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I don't think you're being entirely serious =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)

nothing turns a woman on more than a man who spends his weekend coding
xkcd.com/196/
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I made an identical program to fool one of these "Let us place an advert in your browser and we'll pay you" companies.
I clocked up over a grand in a month, but they didn't pay a penny =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:31, Reply)

isn't that illegal?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Yeah', on both sides.
It was fraud, but they didn't know that.

There were a load of these companies set up in the late 90s that took the money and ran.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I am going to write my incredible plan on how I will bag myself a boyfriend within seven days.
It may involve rohypnol and my cellar but I'm not certain yet.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Give up, get a dog, save your rohypnol for yourself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Why would I want to rohypnol myself?

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

So you can't remember what you did with the dog. Duh!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)