Ive learned something today, that I would rather never have known.
You lot are sick.

Keep it up.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sometimes even I get a little grossed out at what I learn here.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

grossed out turned on
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

i find it hard to look grossed out anymore
when someone shows or explains something to me, which I'd been exposed to on here for that past few years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I think I've gone from looking appalled (in an intrigued and titillated sort of way)
To just looking blankly and resignedly at the person explaining whatever it is that everyone else finds so horrendous.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

In truth, when I read the top definition,
I thought we were going to wait till the bacon emerged from the anus, and then the string could act like a rifle pull through.

I forgot about the 20feet of small bowel.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Remember when sex just involved intercourse with a vagina and penis.
Those were the days.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

get with the times grandma

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I'd get with her times
if you know what I mean
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I think I do!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I am going to be getting some of that this weekend,
I just hope I don't suffer a flashback and vomit on the poor woman.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

JESUS H CHRIST!!!!
Even you are getting some.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

More than I want sometimes
I know this doesn't help, sorry.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm doooooooooomed.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

You should come to Donington and show me and DJtrialprice your breasts
then you'd get some too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I don't take sloppy seconds.
I want someone who's not taken.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Don't worry, I'm not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

But you're going to a farm!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

You're right - anything could happen!
*packs wellies and length of rope in case I 'get lucky'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Yes, Monty's going with his lickle girl
Then after seeing the little pigs, he is taking her for a bacon sandwich.

Keep them confused, is monty's mantra.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

NB this is unrelated to 'wolfbagging'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Nothing will ever top
Wookiee describing felching to Tourettes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Oh Christ...
Almost a year ago to the day, too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)