Christ you lot are humorless this morning.

( Wanderer, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's quarter past 4.
and sorry, I didn't mean to be all Psychochompy, I just hate the lyrics being posted to songs when they don't really mean anything to anyone but the poster. Proper emo.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:18, Reply)

e ho
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I thought they applied to lots of things.
A friend played this for me the other night and it made me laugh a lot.

Doctor: [laughs] Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...
( Wanderer, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

STOP POSTING LYRICS
If you want us to hear the song, just post the link to it and state that it amused you. Lyrics can never come across in the same way as the song itself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Yeah, that's right girlfriend!
Get your anger on!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:27, Reply)

anger strap
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:31, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Nice to see that
You aren't just turning this down flat out...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:46, Reply)

it was the urgency with which he said it
I felt I couldn't refuse
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

How nice of you
To oblige internet strangers' strange desires.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I feel a bit bad though
I don't want to be an internet meanie
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Never feel bad on the internet.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:33, Reply)

but there are real people at the other end of the internet
and that's what makes me feel bad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Lies
They aren't real people you're mocking.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

It's good to see
that you still care
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I am really, really keen on this mouseover business.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Shame it doesn't work on titles really
Isn't it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I'm not playing
I've only just mastered strikethrough ffs
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Spoilsport

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:54, Reply)

fine!
I'll play.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Fnar
I disagree.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

hehe

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:01, Reply)

You get used to it
I seem to have started turning into one of late. I'm accepting it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Do you think QOTW is just a grooming station
for /talk? Like the Spartan kids being sent out into the wild before they can join the army?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Not necessarily
It is sometimes, however, necessary to gently and lovingly guide people when they have been going wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

also known as grooming

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:43, Reply)

If you're going to put it like that
Yes.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:44, Reply)

It's okay.
I'm not terribly thin-skinned.
( Wanderer, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:45, Reply)

are you a rhino?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'm not a rhino, but I've certainly got the horn for you
/channelling Blind Date.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:49, Reply)

You're after all the gals today, ain't you?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:50, Reply)

what the hell do you mean?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:53, Reply)

haha
I acknowledge your mouseover and find it amusing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I think you know, my boy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Worse.
My immobility makes me closer to being an oyster, or maybe a barnacle.
( Wanderer, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:56, Reply)

oysters disagree with me
"no we don't!"

/Men Behaving Badly quote
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Not really
It's a Warren Zevron song that can make you laugh at yourself when things seem a bit bleak. It seemed appropriate.
(Cave Duck, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Wrong

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Really, why?

(Cave Duck, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:32, Reply)

In no way did those lyrics
a) speak to me
b) make me want to laugh

They mostly just seemed like overly expletive-filled crap.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:36, Reply)

better than overly crap-filled explosives

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:38, Reply)

This
Is very true.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:40, Reply)

There seems to be a misunderstanding here.
Wanderer posted that everyone was lacking humour in response to me posting Poor Poor Pitiful Me. My comment above was explaining my posting of that phrase i.e. Poor Poor Pitiful Me is another Warren Zevon song which amongst other things, details a bloke deciding to end it all by laying on a rail track only to find that it's no longer in use. It's done in a sardonic manner with bleak humour. If you remember the film The Full Monty, it's not unlike the scene where one character contemplates suicide but comes out with lines like "I'd throw myself in the river but I'm afraid of water" and so being too inept to end it all he has little choice but to laugh at himself and move on.
(Cave Duck, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Actually I looked that one up.
I don't know a lot of Zevon, so I didn't immediately recognize it. Gotta say, though, it's pretty funny.
( Wanderer, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 17:04, Reply)