You'd bloody better.
We still haven't met your missus.

Actually, we may potentially plan a London trip later in the year (after our hols in August, that is) specifically for bashage purposes. Need to sort finances out though. Step one of that is giving up the fags... 1 week today, still don't fancy one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:00, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was planning to head to that London town at some point in the summer too, and possibly drag Roota along in tow
Especially if there is bashage going on.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Roota spends all her time in Cambridge now

(Bazongaloid, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:02, Reply)

You can't blame her for not wanting to hang around Liverpool really

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Whereas djtrialprice
Spends all his time in Roota these days.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Badum TISH!

(Bazongaloid, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Ayethangyou!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Hahaha
Not for the next month or so. Our schedules are a bit packed.
( djtrialprice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I'm going to have a late summer/early autumn bbq.
I don't know when exactly, but there will be bacon.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:01, Reply)

There's always pork derived products
when you're involved.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I can see the word bacon featuring on your death certificate
Either that or sausage.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:03, Reply)

"A bearded, cavalier like gentleman was discovered in an alleyway in King's Cross in the early hours of the morning. His pants were hanging round his ankles and he appeared to have had several pounds of sausage meat rammed up his anus to the point where it was protruding from his nostrils.

Police are not treating the incident as suspicious".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I was thinking a different type of sausage actually...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:09, Reply)

That's another one for the profile.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I just corrected the spelling of 'meat'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)

I hope I go out with some bacon clasped in my cold dead hand.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:06, Reply)

I hope I go out with some bacon clasped in my cold dead hand masturbate myself to death in an all night wanking frenzy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:08, Reply)

that's uncannily close to what I was going to post
so RadG: is he a troll, or what?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:10, Reply)

He's a cock certainly
My initial plan was to ignore him, but I got to wound up. I bet he's a Daily Mail reader.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:12, Reply)

I stick to what I learned in Internetz 101
Don't feed the troll
( djtrialprice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I think there is a serious danger of an irony feedback loop being created
around his MOCK INTERNET OUTRAGE at our MOCK INTERNET OUTRAGE and whether or not any of us are in fact outraged, or even on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)

I think you are right
however, I'm struggling to make up my mind whether I think he had a point.

b69's post didn't come across as tongue-in-cheek, and it's not much of a stretch to think that based on past form it's exactly what he thinks, but I suspect that in the same situation most wouldn't get the response he'd got.

I don't really find anything wrong with that though :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

In my opinion
No, he isn't. I don't think B69's post was particularly offensive, it was akin to me thinking this afternoon, after a tractor pulled out in front of me when I was having fun driving back from Cragside "Well, that's fucked with my fun". Maybe not on the same scale, but the sentiment was principally the same.

The kicking blaireau has got as a result is more down to who posted, rather than what was posted, in my view. I like al and becky and CHCB et al, I've met them a few times and they are good people. Similarly I've met blaireau a couple of times and have found him to be a decent, likeable chap.

I think a lot of what RadG said made sense; however, I'm not about to start condemning anyone on that thread because, frankly, life is too short. Blaireau's final comment later down the thread should make his feelings on the matter known, and given his connection with Poland, I think he's possibly better placed to comment in the first instance than the majority of us on this forum.

In short, I like everyone. Mostly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 11 Apr 2010, 22:35, Reply)

bacon sausage hand anus
( djtrialprice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Well, as well as saving for a house we are going to save for a car too, so one day.
Good luck with the tabs! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)