No I haven't considered any cosmetic surgery on my bits.
But that's boring so I'll make up a hilarious reply.
"Yeah, right, I'm going to get my penis made smaller... because it's too big"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I wonder if people do get that done?
On the same principal as breast reductions "It's just so heavy it's rotating my pelvis causing severe pain"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:24, Reply)

It's not quite the same though is it.
Breasts are just bags of fat removal of which is easy and has not long term effects. You can't just wap a chunk out of the middle of someone's cock
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Modern surgery is quite capable of cutting chunks out of every organ if needed.
If it's worth the risk is the question.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I reckon I could try

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

maybe you could stitch a line of thread along it
and then it would work like a set of blinds, you could extend it depending on the size of the lady you were with.

*inserts TGB giant foo foo joke*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Oh not you as well :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

sorry
I called it a foo foo in the hope of sugar coating it slightly. The joke, not your foo foo itself.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Try telling that to Armin Meiwes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I don't think there's any need to have it done,
unless your partner "can't handle it"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I refuse to believe anyone has ever had penis reduction surgery
even if they have that disease that make them pass out when they get a stiffy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I can believe it,
what does that say about our respective penis sizes?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I like cocks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Al has tiny hands though
which give him distorted perspective
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Don't worry, I put mouseover text to clarify the situation to him.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Yeah I am never going to go through the
rigmarole of hovering over everypost looking for mouseover text
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:45, Reply)