If I could afford surgery
I would get a nose job because I don't like my nose. But I worry that they might make it worse.

I considered bewbs, because I don't really have any, but then I saw that picture of that really old woman on the beach where everything else is all wrinkly and her boobs look like balloons that have been glued on.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Link? I need some wanking material.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)

this isn't the one I was thinking of, but it's similar
static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/bikini_fail_old_woman.jpg
enjoy
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Ewwwwwww, that's really grim

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:35, Reply)

..or a wank challenge?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Haha, what a concept

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:44, Reply)

there's probably already a Japanese game show to that effect

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:46, Reply)

WANKO CHALLENGERO!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:48, Reply)

"Contestant numbah thlee, you must tly to clack one out while Margalet Thatchtah dance nekkid in flont of you..."
/casual interweb racism
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 11:28, Reply)

innit

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Posh Spice has balloon boobs as well

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 10:30, Reply)