Are you saying that people that pick posts apart are black?
You horrific racist. You're worse than Clendrix and Vipros combined.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can vouch for that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

ha Clendros
or Viprix
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Clendos would
have massive curly hair and curly beards!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

that'd be incredible

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Clendos
sounds like a dirtier and much seedier version of a fast food chain that specialises in peri-peri chicken...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

The shadiest of the shadies

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:42, Reply)

This will make you laugh
I was watching the Arsenal Barcelona game with mrs al a couple of weeks ago, and Thierry Henry came on, and Barcelona all had roll neck yellow shirts on. Mrs al pointed out (not unreasonably as it happens) that Thierry Henry wearing a roll neck shirt looks a bit like Lewis Hamilton (when wearing his race gear).

At which point I turned to her and said "What, because they're both black, are you saying they all look the same!?" and she got really confused before I started laughing at her.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Ahahahahahaahhaaha nice :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Is your missus taking your surname after you get married?
Because it will cost £77.50 to get her passport changed, the fucking robdogs. £100+ if you want to do it fasttrack.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Yeah she is
but not the moment we are married, or that would bugger up our honeymoon plans. Her passport runs out in a couple of years anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Fair enough
We booked our holiday a few months ago then realised we'd booked the tickets in Tourette's married name while her passport is still in her maiden name. Fucksocks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 13:04, Reply)