Awwwww, that sucks,
If your mrs suffered from it then she could imagine you were getting less and less ugly as her vision went. Sadly she doesn't. So she'll be reminded of your face every single day.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Have you put any new records on your Wedding list, Al?
Cos this one badly needs changing... bad-oom-tish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

No it really doesn't
I'm afraid you have been designated as an ugly person going out with a hottie. It doesn't mean we can't be friends you know, I'm responsible for everyone being aware of TGB gigantic genitals, but she still likes me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Irrespective of my diagnosis
If we're to get along it might help if you talked about anything else other than how irredeemably hideous I am. TGB's gigantic genitals, of which I was previously unaware, might be a good start
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)

TGBs massive vagina
when viewed in all it's hideous quivering glory, is like a fucking van gogh sunflower painting when compared to your mush.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I never liked Sunflowers. The painting or the actual flower
So I choose to take that as a compliment.

Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I've just planted black sunflower seeds
because I is a big goff
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I skim read that and determined that in fact you said
I am TGB's gigantic genitals, of which I was previously unaware.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Are there any threads that mostly consist of answers to the question?
Or are they all essentially look at us having ace cutting banter with our smashing internet mates?
(Cave Duck, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)