oldskool
From 3 years ago: b3ta.com/questions/petstories/post81914
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The joke at the end of that is brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I love it
nearly as much as I love you ya big softie. Congrats btw
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Congrats?
What have I done?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Failed to correctly use the postal service
Your mum must be so proud
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

GRRRRR Don't make me come up to Cambridge and whip your ass
We know how to use the postal service, it's those cunts who work for it who don't know who to do their own fucking jobs. Wankers. Next time I see a postman I'm going to kick him in the crotch.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

you'd probably get thrown off the train
for not having enough for the fare
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I want to see Jasper
I'm not gazzing you because that is a dangerous activity.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Dangerous? Bah!
Jasper
( djtrialprice, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Shit
He's dead now isn't he?
He's byootiful :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Was beautiful, then was tasty, now is poo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Haha cheers
His beautiful eyes.
I'm sorry for calling cows cunts earlier.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Clicking like a baby girl with dodgy hips.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)