When you live in the south-west everything above Cheltenham feels northern
Is Stoke classed as the north or is it still the midlands? Because I once went to Stoke and I have never been so relieved not to live in a place.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:00, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

anything above bristol is northern
and shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Yeah, i'll go with that
and North Bristol is really shit, TAKE THAT FILTON!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:04, Reply)

This is true Filton is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

parts of bristol are ok
my mate lives next to the downs (which made me snigger), but fucking hell it's a shit place to drive. the roads around his place are the narrowest I've ever seen, and I've driven through Polperro in Cornwall.

If I hadn't seen cars going through some of the gaps I wouldn't even have attempted them myself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah, the streets around Clifton downs are narrow with nose to tail parking everywhere.
it's all the rich students with their cars (some might have followed you up from Exeter, did they have wanky haircuts?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

didn't see any wanky haircuts
there was an awesome sweary homeless muttering nutcase though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I had to go on a business trip to Bristol once.
The taxi ride from Bristol Temple Meads station to the hotel was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, ever.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I can imagine
did ok on friday, but the other two times I drove into bristol I got lost for an hour and a half.

it's a ridiculous place.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I did the same with Stoke
and Hyde.
Shipman was a benevolent man, after all.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Oh, he was offing people in Stoke was he?
I bet you could get an appointment at his surgery though
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Hyde
I predicted a Bad Thing when I visited there before we knew what he was up to.
I think life in general is a Bad Thing for the poor people of Stoke.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Oi!
My family all come from round there!

They have a lot of broken pottery
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)