My colleagues's kids have started to add me as a friend on facebook
I took GREAT delight in becoming a fan of 'Masturbating in public while crying and screaming the Lord's Prayer'.
Put that in your newsfeed and remove your fucking kid.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha
Win.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I did say "Look I don't wanna add your kids. I talk about fannies and that."
but they begged.

That'll learn them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Just refuse to add them
on the basis that they have to be 13 to have a Facebook account and even then you refuse to be friends with 13 year olds.

I also refuse to be Facebook friends with any relatives from my parents' generation, including my parents.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I'm with you on the relatives thing
my bro set my dad up with a facebook account. why the fuck would he do that and why would I allow him to see what I get up to?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:47, Reply)

God yes
since my Mum discovered Facebook I get her commenting on my status a lot, which is actually OK, but telling me off for swearing on the internet. I'm 31!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:50, Reply)

my boyfriend's dad is on his facebook
and he uses it to perv on pictures of me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Oh yeah
Not at all disgusting and strange.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Well it is a bit
Just not by our standards
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Mouseover...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I am going to remove them soon when it's blown over
but I want them to be traumatised first
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:48, Reply)

My sister's friends keep trying to add me.
Apparently they think I'm cool. Clearly they've never met me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 11:58, Reply)

You mean sent you a friend request more than once?
That's an internet no no.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Several of the little shits, repeatedly.
I ignore every time.
One of them actually said to my sister the other day: "Your sister better accept my request!!"
I think her reply was "Fuck off, she's not going to. Why the fuck would she?". I love my sister.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:05, Reply)

You could always block them if they annoy you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:06, Reply)

there's that 'report that you don't know this person' option
although I don't know what that does. Maybe SWAT bust in at 2.00am and serve them with an internet restraining order.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I believe an armed response team burst into the room, take up positions
and then the group sergeant steps towards her, takes his gloves off, wags his finger sternly at her and says "Less of that."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

haha
in an 'ello, 'ello, 'ello manner
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I haven't had any requests since my sister put them straight.
Besides, I get a smug little satisfaction from clicking ignore.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:10, Reply)

There's no such thing as bad attention eh?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I hate when people add you for no reason
it's just weird
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I'm going to add you now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I was going to report you
but as I don't know what the consequences are I don't want to get you in trouble.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I'm currently stalking through all your photos
and making judgements about your life based on what I see
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Ditto.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:51, Reply)

excellent
Like I told Gonz, the first lot of photos are a hen party I was forced to go to, I don't often wear that little in public. I've forgotten how to do mouseovers, but if I hadn't I would have put "this is a lie" over that last bit
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Yeah, when you have one friend in common, but you've never met them,
Or if you've only met someone for like five minutes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:21, Reply)

We only had one friend in common and have never met.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:23, Reply)

And you added me...
Funny, that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:29, Reply)

You shut your whore mouth,
I'm good at facebook and don't use any annoying aplications or poke people randomly. You're lucky to have me as a facebook friend.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:31, Reply)

You shut yours first.
Neither do I. I fucking hate pokes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I hate all applications
except for Wii Friend Codes and other useful apps. All the rest can fuck off and die. People keep giving me cats, hugs, smileys and aids.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I fan'ded that too
Love it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 12:24, Reply)