I'd prefer to retain a slight air of mystery as to my sexuality, Noel

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think having a girlfriend probably nips any mystery in the bud.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

most gay men have had girlfriends though

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I still laugh David Walliams
is pretending to be straight
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I know
what is that about?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

It only narrows it down
to straight or bisexual.

But looking at the pics of his missus on his profile, I'd find the latter hard to believe!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)

see, what you need to be looking at is his gay face

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

HOT gay face
you said
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

true, but what's the point in admiring something you can't have?
I'm already this close to getting a toaster and I'll be humiliated for life.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

...I am confused

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

toaster points
you date three men who turn out to be gay and someone has to get you a toaster
I already have 2 points :(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Haha!
I like this.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

to be fair I was in middle school. I don't think they should count.
However my friend/former boyfriend Jonathan says that it counts.
I wouldn't even hold the fuckers hand! The closest we got to getting physical was passing our gum back and forth.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Courtney Love must have thousands of the bastards

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I'm choosing to take that as a compliment
cheers. And yes I'm well aware that she's waaaaaay out of my league
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

They say there's a reacher and a settler in every relationship.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Better to be the reacher, I think
:-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Reacher usually is the male.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Dealt with many reachers?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

You quite often see gorgeous girls with worse looking men.
When was the last time you saw a really good looking guy with a hideous girl?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Reacher is usually the sane one.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

*something about a 'reach-around'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah, I was trying to work that into conversation too

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Which must mean you're a really nice guy to attract such a babe.
Or she's got severe self esteem issues.

I suspect the former.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

That's very sweet of you, thank you
She doesn't have any self-esteem issues, I've got dominion on those in our relationship, so assuming that these are the only options you must be right. Fucking hope so anyway
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Any excuse to wheel that bad boy out, to be honest.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)