Wrestling Costumes
Prints of Pugs
Elbow Drop Vouchers
Ping Pong Balls
Girl's Bras
Cif Lemons
Pre-Raped Teddy Bears
Japanese People
Electric Nipple Clamps
Sick Bowl
CD of People Screaming At The Carpet
8p Noodles
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I saw an episode of Maury once
where they had a load of kids with tourettes. One of them was speaking normally one second, then shouting at and licking the carpet the next. It panned back to show all of them with their involuntary ticks, barking, shouting and swearing.

I felt bad for them but still laughed until tears rolled down my cheeks and I pulled a muscle in my stomach.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:38, Reply)

You should watch that documentary
about young people with Prader-Willi syndrome.
Your tear ducts will run dry.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Is Prader Willi syndrome when kids walk about with their fashionable cocks out on display?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Nearly yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Isn't that the illness that causes you to eat your own hands?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:51, Reply)

You'll eat shit off a blanket if you've got Prader-Willi

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:04, Reply)

If the teddy bear is pre-raped,
Doesn't that take the fun out of it?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:39, Reply)

it's the smell
you never get rid of the smell of shame
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Depends if you're hungry and you you've got long fingers

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:40, Reply)

nah
just makes it squishy and pliable
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

oh ew

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

sadly
I do know a plushophile. Though he doesn't like his teddy bear pre-raped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Who would admit to that?
Also, what kind of messed up childhood experience brought that one on?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

He didn't tell me :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:54, Reply)

No
he can only get it up if the entrance is already crusted with manstranger juice
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:41, Reply)

it's like a moment of brief connection
with the stranger who has come before him
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:42, Reply)

The closet he gets to contact with another human being...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:44, Reply)

It's the only human contact he has
god fucking dammit I am like a minute behind everyone today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

MINDPISS!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:50, Reply)

I'm going to shake your hands LOTS so your tits jiggle and I'll laugh and you'll get turned on and I'll ignore you a bit.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 15:55, Reply)

My tits jiggle lots anyway
if you touch me I'm going to cum until christmas
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You know that bit at the end of Evan Almighty where the flood comes and huge torrents rush through the city?
That's what I'm imagining right now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:07, Reply)