Gonz - here's a review of the KFC Double Down
blogs.ocweekly.com/stickaforkinit/chain-reactions/kfcs-double-down-is-there-a-ca/

"They lovingly smear Colonel's sauce on the breasts"
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:36, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"They lovingly smear "Colonel's sauce" on the breasts"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:37, Reply)

worst euphemism ever

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:40, Reply)

wait, BSM?
did you write that before I did? I totally didn't see that, now I look like a loser. More of a loser
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:04, Reply)

I wonder if I edited it
at the same time as you wrote it - very possibly! Still a good one, though!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Worst chat-up line ever
"May I lovingly smear my sauce on your breasts?"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:06, Reply)

I'd totally fall for it
as long as the sauce is that branston chilli one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:07, Reply)

The chili and jalapeno one?
Had that on burgers at the weekend. OM NOM NOM.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:14, Reply)

it is known in my world
as awesome sauce
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:16, Reply)

That does sound
rather awesome!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Heh, yuck.
I like how the guy has to shoe-horn in that he ate something fresh and from a non-chain local place though =/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I find it amusing
that the reactions of disgust I'm reading in here are from people who live in the land that brought us blood sausage and scotch eggs.
( Wanderer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Fine products the pair of them
We're a thrifty folk, using every part of the tramp animal.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I've never had either one.
Or rather, the only scotch egg I've ever had was bought at a festival over here, so I question its authenticity. Even so, it made my stomach hurt.

This thing, though, gives me the Fear.
( Wanderer, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 20:16, Reply)