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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
My mother's dogs are like this.
They sit outside the bathroom whining until you come back out.
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:58,
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16 years ago)
Does she let them suck her tits too?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:00,
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No! they're fully weaned.
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01,
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You'd lactate for your bike if you could.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01,
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he does
from his lower tit.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:06,
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Your mum said it doesn't taste like milk, etc.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:10,
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