there aren't enough posts about boobs on here today
so have another one.

baby now has 2 teeth, and likes to test them during feeds. it's like putting my nipple in the mouth of a lion then occasionally flicking his nads with a wet towel and seeing if I can remove my nipple before his teeth meet.

and if that isn't horrendous enough a thought for you, I spoke to a woman yesterday who had to go to A+E because her daughter had actually bitten the tip of her nipple off.

feel free to talk about boobs and/or biting amongst yourselves now.
( ascorbate, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:21, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This isn't a nice breast thread :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Vipros wants to talk about biting.
Of the 'pillow' variety.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

indeed
I'd like to try and puzzle out why you like doing it so much.

you raving bum-sexual
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Stop living this lie.
It's not even as if anyone believes it.

I think you'd be a lot happier if you just came out and got on with your sordid little life, leering in West End lavatories and bumming in the bushes on Hampstead Heath.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I don't seem to find the sex life of gay men as interesting as you two.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I don't find it particularly interesting
I'm curious as to why monty keeps projecting these things.

I wonder if it is some kind of mis-guided seduction technique
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

The classic 'smokescreen' technique ^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

You two should just get a room.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I might get a 'panic room'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I like biting best of all the teeth related shennanigans.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

You don't actually flick him on the nads do you?
Social services frown upon that sort of thing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

As would the RSPCA
She was talking about a lion.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I think even the RSPCA would give a round of applause
to anyone brave enough to flick a lion on the clockweights.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

my mate breast fed, she said her daughter once latched onto her husband's nipple
he totally freaked out
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

My cat did that the day I got him,
I think he was sold to us when he was too young, the poor wee fellow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

You have inadvertently suckled a cat?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Yes. Yes I have,

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Would you recommend the experience?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:51, Reply)

No. No I wouldn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Oh.
*buttons up shirt*
*looks for receipt from pet shop*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

This is not a reassuring thread!
I'll add to it anyway though. Mine have begun leaking colostrum.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

You can get a bag for that.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

ha!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Never did Cliff Richard any harm.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

*Bokes*
That stuff tasted nasty.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)

ooh!
that's rather disquieting isn't it?
wait until you use a breast pump though, i'm doing that just now, and it's bloody odd.
how are you feeling now?
( ascorbate, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Good thanks!
The baby is in a transverse lie and fibroids are still blocking the exit route, so expecting to be told a c-section date at some point.

How're you? How's motherhood aside from the biting? Do you get sleep? Please tell me you get sleep.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Pfft!
You can sleep when they start school.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

what is this sleep of which you speak?
actually, he only woke up twice last night - it's getting better! good luck :)
( ascorbate, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

As a counter to this
Daughter slept through the night from two weeks old.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Mine's not been too bad either.
Apparently.

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

when I was getting my boob tattooed the guy kept saying "you have such nice skin"
I didn't know if I should be freaked out or not so I just said "thanks?"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)

"Thanks" is the best repsonse.
Closely followed by "I stole it from a milky-skinned virgin who I kept in a well until I flayed her."
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

my wife
is going through the same thing, you have my sympathies. Also, do you find it incredibly difficult to have toilet time? Recently the boy can't be alone for a milisecond without going apeshit.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

yeah, mine is like that too.
luckily I can't hear him with the fan on in the bathroom.
( ascorbate, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:18, Reply)

My mother's dogs are like this.
They sit outside the bathroom whining until you come back out.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Does she let them suck her tits too?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

No! they're fully weaned.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

You'd lactate for your bike if you could.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

he does
from his lower tit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Your mum said it doesn't taste like milk, etc.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 14 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)