I enjoyed discussing with the nuns at school
They would say that we can't use condoms, or play with human eggs, or abort because that would be going against Gog's plans.

I used to replay with 3 questions:

1.- Then, why do you allow ill people to go to the doctor, if God's plan is for them to be sick and die?

2.- Don't you think that God, being so powerful and all that, has already count on his plan that we were going to be doing these things?

3.- How does God's plan go with all the wars and killings approved by the Church?

They would reply as the politics and answer with non related bullshit.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gog's plans are there for the good of you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I love Gog, he's the best.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Mmm, that's some good Gog worship right there.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I don't believe in Gog.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I would talk to you, but you have a different view to me and I look down on you because of that.
I like to close my mind to opinions that differ from my own, and think that people who are not in agreement with me are fools.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I think I might mock you now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

OH GOG NO!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

You are OGGY OGBOURNE!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Haha!
I'm sure he/she only plans the best for me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

you should have said
"what about priests fucking little children? is that God's plan too?"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)

No.
But Gog is all for it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)

that Gog
he's such a character
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I was an athiest
but I've seen the light. The light of Gog!
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

He's a randy bugger I'll tell you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I sa wthe light of Gog, he shone it all over my face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

yeah
the fleshlight of Gog
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

It comes in boy anus, boy mouth and bitch tit varieties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)

*backs slowly away from this avenue of conversation*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

away from this avenue of conversation onto NakedApe
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

low mug
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I hate you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)

hate you want a croissant
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

He's had ten already today.

( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I haven't had a croissant for ages

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Hello you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Oh you bloody pest.
Fucking one pound fucking nineteen.
This had better be worth it.
( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I'm going to complain to the postal ombusdsman
I hope the fucks them RIGHT up the arse. But more realistically they will shrug and make a non committal grunting noise. The cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I can't get it until Monday :(

( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Oh boo.
It's worth the wait I promise.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I shall hardly sleep all weekend!

( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

That's because you'll be getting bummed
and having your norks jizzed on.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You started it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I'm going to have to edit it
Don't you think? Before everybody makes fun of me :_(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I think they might have noticed... ;)
Besides, Gog has already seen it.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Too late then
I hope Gog choses my as High Priest(es?? Female)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)

We had those types of discussions too
They would all be answered with "Yeah, right, but there are so many priests doing good things, why should we think about the ones who are bad?"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

that sort of attitude is awful
"there have always been plenty of humans doing good things, so why should we stop Hitler and the Nazis??"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I know
They once compare having sex with my boyfriend before getting married with having sex with an uncle. I still don't understand the simil there.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

those nuns were crazy
like the Pope.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

There were tons more of funny things
Like, you should your boyfriend have sex with however he wants, because as far as he doesn't do it with you, he'll marry you.

I don't know if I want to marry that bastard, you see? Not after he's fucked everybody else.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

The nuns were from /talk.
Knowing you'd end up on /qotw, they were getting the unclefucker accusation in early.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Why should we? They're fucking smart.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Al makes my mum shout about Gog in the shed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:32, Reply)

She does have a lot to say on the subject of Gog it's true

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)

does have a lot to say on the subject of does not have a oa +reflex,
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)

And what's in the cat is in the kitten ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)

sauce!
*spanks*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*squeals*
¬_¬
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

right then
I'm off to the previous thread to resume groping with TGB
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:46, Reply)

She'll lead you on a fool's errand
and she has a gag reflex.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Really?
I could never quite make it fit.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:42, Reply)

ur a peedo to kittens

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:43, Reply)

It's worse than that,
I'm a wannabe.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I just pictured a kitten singing "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends!"
and it was dressed as Geri, not Emma.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)

in a tiny Union Jack dress?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Yes
And a ginger wig with a blonde stripe
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Now I have that mental image
it would definitely be a better singer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Poor Geraldine

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:02, Reply)

HAWT

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:04, Reply)

She also has a prosthetic nose

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:05, Reply)

you stay away from that kitten!
Won't somebody call the Daily Mail?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 14:07, Reply)