Ah, I'm missing physical contact as well
Been six weeks so the libido is calming down just a little thankfully. Sick of pawing the ground every time a woman walks past.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

oh man
it's been 6 months for me, I totally swore off drunken slagging.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I need to get back on it :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Almost three years.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:36, Reply)

"Holy shit dude, you got to get on that!"

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:38, Reply)

I'm scared!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Don't blame you.
I'm trying to think of any situation in my daily life I may get the chance to meet women. Fuck, I'm a sad sod.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:41, Reply)

The three of us should go out slagging together

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Lets go slagging!
Meh. I've noticed it's far easier if you don't go looking for it.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:51, Reply)

that's funny because I haven't been looking for it and guess what, I haven't gotten it either

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:53, Reply)

This.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 20:54, Reply)

bloody hell
excluding random dates, it's been two years since I was in a proper relationship. I hadn't really totted it up until now :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:07, Reply)

This all saddens me.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Hence the 'yikes' at the end of my post down there...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)

:(
I think I'm ready to get back into the game, but that's easier said than done
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:17, Reply)

What is really sad
I did the massive questionnaire on eHarmony and they said, 'Sorry, we can't match you with anyone'! How bad is that? Fuck off freakboy essentially.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)

I got that as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Maybe they tell everyone that dosn't look like Brad or Angelina to fuck off
Yes, that must be it. La lalala llala. *happy thoughts*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Maybe I should give it a go.
Pffft!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)

It didn't require a photo :(
my personality must be shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Your personality's doing just fine.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)

It'll be out of bandages
any time soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)

If yer personality were "shit"...
...would you've been blessed by the presence of a little ray of sunshine like ME in your b3tard mail?

(that'd be my lame attempt at humor... hope that it helps at some point...)
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:41, Reply)

I thought you submitted a photo after the questions?
maybe your answers scream 'rapist'
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

to be fair
mine would probably do the same
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

the b3ta rapist club
banned from eharmony for rapey tendancies
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)

My ex always said I had rapey tricks
I should point out this was down to my tendency to be naked every time she had turned round for five seconds rather than any acts of rape.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

I like this
I wish I had a boyfriend that did this
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:45, Reply)

She pretended not to like it
She was awesome. Funny and naughty in equal measures.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

DAMMIT, AMBERL!!!!!!
my reply to your earlier post about "proper dates" got pushed to the bottom of the page and utterly cocked-up the whole MARGIN of the thread!!!

Sorry, all, no intention to fuck up THAT BADLY, or fuck-up at all.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:28, Reply)

though it may make you sad and/or lonesome, hon...
...please don't think that being SINGLE is a FLAW. It's not wasted time, if you've been working on yourself and learning important things about the world in that time.

I used to go out and pick up random pretty boys just for the physical contact, something to approximate "affection," did it for YEARS, and y'know what? Not ONCE was the lay worth shaving my legs, save for The Boy, the longest 2 years of my life (total man-slut bisexual whoooooore), and the LOVERLY 21-year-old man that my roommate brought to my 30th b-day party as a sort of "gift"... ohhhh, HE was FUN! The sex, meh, not the best part, but the best part was that there were so many OTHER parts that were a HOOT! Great hickey, too.

A coupla fond memories, several hundred nightmares, and so many shouldn't-haves... Glad to be retired, honestly. Yeah, I miss a good snogg and the occasional snuggle (if the fucker isn't hogging the covers or farting in bed), but I still continue to draw breath. Not sure WHY this body even vaguely "functions" at this point, or how, but it does, like it or not. Just damned grateful that my dear friend Ted made sure, after Hurricane Gustav, that I will NEVER go without MOSQUITO NETTING!!! Living outdoors may not be THAT bad, eh? Imagine the peace & quiet once I'm away from these bellowing fucktarded drunks (and yes, the hard-core drunks DO drink kerosene if they can't buy generic vodka or gin!), the shrieky/idiotic crack whores and their johns-du-noir, the stinky stoners who don't share or EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP, the pedophiles, the yelling/non-housebroken DEMON-SPAWN of the aforementioned crack whores PLUS the screaming, mewling brats of the illegally-run "daycare" cunts in a RESIDENTIAL BUILDING FOR DISABLED ADULTS.

THOSE motherfuckers, I will not miss. Watching TV, yeah, but I can charge-up the 'puter @ the library, but don't have a wifi card. /Bellyaching-like-a-little-bitch session end.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 7:26, Reply)